I am Hitchhiker, the Christ consciousness figure of the Golden Age. I was Jesus, Francis Bacon (Shakespeare), Tesla, and many more besides. This is my last incarnation. This is my public announcement. That is, if you hadn’t read my posts before. I don’t know, fuck off. ‘Til then…

Fear of abundance is a very real thing. People conditioned to scarcity fear abundance out of fear of loss of said abundance. Too often we have gained only to be back-slid to lower than before. Instead of trying and back-sliding, we find comfortable medians… we are conditioned to lose hope in trying. This is changing … Continue reading The First Zennial /42 →

Everything that has occurred since 12-15-2000, when my car accident happened, has been society feeling the spiritual pain I have transmuted ever since. Everything done to me or I have experienced became future of all. 3D me had his world by tail in a downhill drag, this was stripped from him completely. He, 3rd dimensional … Continue reading The First Zennial /41 →

I have found that operating in the present is akin to being in an alien world. I see things and people for what they are… everyone else is constructing a subjective mental truth about their environment. It is weird af. ‘Til then…

Growth is vital, growth in all things. Still coming to terms with the fact that I am I am in human form. It still seems unreal to me. The only tangible evidence is that my body was remade, like upgraded to the top level. The upgrading process was so flipping cool! Ha! The interesting part … Continue reading The First Zennial /39 →

The Last Piece The final piece before Hitchhiker told Valiant Thor “It is done” was for Kyle BE to find a woman who actually liked him for him, after his injury 23+ years ago. The universe is saved because one woman chose to look past the exterior of man. Cheers, ya shallow fucks. ‘Til then…

So this happened the other day My body was remade 1-23-24, my right arm was the trigger point to mask 23 years of bodily agony. The crushing tightness was removed after my transformation, leaving a pain free, though reasonably useless right hand. Concerning dexterity and the use of the fingers, still just an assistant prop. … Continue reading The First Zennial /37 →

When you’ve been in love with one woman for eternity, bound by soul contract, what do you do when the soul contracted 3D self passes over? We’re about to find out, I reckon. Apparently, I am some sort of king. A virgin king, that’s fun. -shrug- I don’t know how to react to that. I’m … Continue reading The First Zennial /36 →

Many people told 3D Kyle through the years that only god could have saved him. They were right and that is exactly what I am. I am fully god and fully man. 3D Kyle was not aware of his godhood, and thought it must have been something that just happened. So many layers to life … Continue reading The First Zennial /35 →

I have been changing the shape of my head and face for years now. It’s really not that difficult. I am no longer able to slouch, comfortably. There are so many muscles in the body and face that people just never move at all… my face is changing shape from the muscle contours. Small lil … Continue reading The First Zennial /34 →