Pledge of Allegiance (to my sock)
I pledge allegiance to my sock, my pedial treasure, there to make my walking a pleasure.
What would I do without you and your twin sister, naught there is but to let my poor feet blister.
Vital with shoes, with you I cannot lose. Sandals are made better with a lovely foot sweater.
Oh sock, oh sock, you are the rock upon which I walk.
Whether I am lifting to make strong or tarryIng overlong,
You are ready, though maybe sweaty, to offer comfort to all.
Hitchhiker 