Distraction
I once watched a man as he trudged to Nantucket,
He carried with him a rather large bucket.
Curious as to what was inside
I sauntered next to him and I calmly lied
“Ho there kind sir, what a lovely purse”
He glared at me and replied quite terse.
“What I have here I need to make me whole”
I said “that’s nice” and he walked into a pole.
Hitchhiker 